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leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x:

see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?

posted 26 minutes ago with 65,509 notes
via: ladiesappreciationblog · source: leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x
thissstuff:

Now, videogames haven’t made me violent, but they have made me feel like I’m supposed to pick this up.

thissstuff:

Now, videogames haven’t made me violent, but they have made me feel like I’m supposed to pick this up.

posted 27 minutes ago with 130,631 notes
via: theindoorkites · source: thissstuff
ejacutastic:

 how does she know that’s even aimed at her that is a public bathroom

ejacutastic:

 how does she know that’s even aimed at her that is a public bathroom

(Source: naprasno)

posted 28 minutes ago with 150,979 notes
via: jokerofish · source: naprasno

(Source: slavocracy)

posted 11 hours ago with 5,349 notes
via: targaryend · source: slavocracy
robotindisguise:

This church has to be as least… three times bigger than this.

robotindisguise:

This church has to be as least… three times bigger than this.

(Source: mondaymonkeylives)

posted 12 hours ago with 28,409 notes
via: deadlydinos · source: mondaymonkeylives
#cats

(Source: pusheen)

posted 13 hours ago with 56,283 notes
via: nicolebaeharie · source: pusheen

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

posted 14 hours ago with 120,562 notes
via: jokerofish · source: narwhal-noir
daftpunkforcutie:

what the fuck this turtle has like no games on it

daftpunkforcutie:

what the fuck this turtle has like no games on it

posted 16 hours ago with 51,550 notes
via: jokerofish · source: daftpunkforcutie

punkbruh:

Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.

posted 17 hours ago with 155,259 notes
via: noizaooba · source: punkbruh

butterfly-effect:

#oh man it hurts even more if you think about how true this was for all the people in SHIELD that day

(Source: agentofmidgard)

posted 18 hours ago with 62,684 notes
via: butterfly-effect · source: agentofmidgard