see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?
Now, videogames haven’t made me violent, but they have made me feel like I’m supposed to pick this up.
how does she know that’s even aimed at her that is a public bathroom
This church has to be as least… three times bigger than this.
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
what the fuck this turtle has like no games on it
Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.